Anonymous: "Wow you like selena wow I love you 10x"

i love selena shes my babe

(Source: its-ashley-95baybe)

22ndfeb:

i actually brushed my hair today 

  • Zayn: 
  • Me: AAAAAH YOU BETTER STOP STOP BITCH STOP AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
  • Gf: babe come over
  • Me: I'm eating garlic bread
  • Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
  • Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese
  • Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
  • Me: "Yeah..."
  • Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
  • Me: -Forgets entire language-

mikasil:

why do people freak out when they see a part of my bra or my stomach like what did you think was under my shirt?? a tank??? the great wall of china???? popular korean artist park jae sang also known as psy????????

mermaidfics:

GOOD MORNING the sun is out the birds are singing AND STEAL MY GIRL LEAKED WHILE I WAS SLEEPING

(Source: grimharry)

boicult:

me as hell

(Source: perpetuallystrange)