I don’t wanna be around people who think James Franco and Channing Tatum are attractive I don’t need that kind of negative energy in my life
have i ever said i was gonna make one?? nah i haven’t lmao i made one for christmas last year and it took me forever i dont have the time now
I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.
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